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A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come
Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!
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The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)
Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
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a man with lots of whit pubic hair. looking identical to a goats penis
awe look at that old guy. bet he has a goat sausage
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A "Muddy Sausage" is having anal sex and the penis has shit on it.
"I've got a Muddy Sausage!"
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It sure is hard getting into these darn sausage casings said Helen
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Guys from another dorm. Used in a derogatory sense towards men who are trying to get into a party at a neighboring all-male dorm when there already aren't enough women to go around.
"You guys don't live here"
"So? There's a huge party here; we thought we'd come mooch your women and your beer"
"Dude, no foreign sausage"
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A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.
Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.
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