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Someone similar to the shlong patrol, but has no penis, and no face
or
someone who can sing good.
You are not a member of thug sausage you fat kid.
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A male individual who masturbates furiously and frequently.
Michael Cantrell is an avid sausage tosser who is known for eating his own sausage tossage.
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When you put whip cream on a penis and eat it off.
Susan: man im so full!
Francine: why?
Susan: i had a 2 liter sausage milkshake OH MAN IM ABOUT TO HURL!
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It sure is hard getting into these darn sausage casings said Helen
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A sausage jockey is typically someone who endeavors to seek out that slippery savaloy or battered bratwurst and ride it to kingdom come
Oi, tibu dibu, you raving marmite mining sausage jockey, get back to work!
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To inadvertently reveal ones tally wacker to someone unexpectedly
"Dude, we gotta have a talk with James. He's always dropping sausage at the house."
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The act of wacking off with no lubrication and accidently rubbing skin off leaving a painful rash that turns into a scab.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude what the hell is wrong with my dick!? (whip's his dick out.)
Guy 2: Ohhhh! Dude you have a burnt sausage. wait like 3 days until you wack off again.
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