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a Texas tire shop is when you bring someone into the garage and check how much shit is stored in their anal cavity.
Fuck, I took Becky to the Texas Tire Shop yesterday. She was long overdue.
When you are shopping in a store and you let a fart go in an aisle. Sometimes you circle back around to watch people's reaction to the smell.
Wade can't go to a store without leaving a shop n' drop.
the act of going to an art gallery or museum and checking out all the penises on the paintings/sculptures
I'm going to the Museum of Fine Arts this weekend to do a little penis window shopping. You want to come with?
Imagine the last saggy turkey hanging upside down in a shop window. Not a pretty sight.. This phrase can be used to describe a paticulrly ugly looking set of male genitals.
An old man appears on the television with no clothes on. "EW, TALK ABOUT LAST TURKEY IN THE SHOP!"
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I can smell a lie like a queef in a flower shop.
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When a person goes shopping with one person, then goes shopping immediately after with a third person but has no interest in buying or looking at anything because they were all shopped out from the first trip.
Stephen went shopping with his nasty ex girlfriend for five hours, and his friend Shane got his sloppy shopping seconds for about 45 minutes before he quit.
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