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Simon Everitt

An old man who is selfish, teaches year 6 students useless lessons that have no meaning what so ever.

student 1="who is that horrible man."
student 2="that is Simon Everitt."

by diamond miner February 27, 2018


Southwest Simon

Putting a used barf bag on a woman's head during sex on a plane

He gave her a southwest simon when she tried to suck his balls.

by Ron Fish November 7, 2007


Rui Simon

He is really charming. He is nice to everyone.

I want to describe him as a attractive man I never seen before.
A talented human being. He tries the things that he really want.
He loves animal. You will never forget him.

Even boys love him. Many people's fantasize him .
He struggles sometimes but can overcome if he don't want give up. Don't let things hurt you. He is fun tho. Blessed with a beautiful smile.
Can be tough. Might transform into alien, joke.
Don't chase other people. Be who you are.
Help yourself so you can tend to avoid drowning yourself.

It's okay to cry and it makes you stronger.

Ken: Yoh bro, why you're so cute tell me.
Rui Simon: Should I tell you?
Ken: Yeah

Rui: Pay me first!

by NoneeJorgahn November 23, 2021


Simon-level player

Somebody who had the misfortune of being placed in silver, even though they played fairly decently.

Wow, we're playing against a lot of Simon-level players, what a misfortune!

by WittenAziaat March 12, 2018


Simon loader

Vodka lime and soda

Can I have a Simon loader

by CDC 137 August 25, 2023


Simon loaders

Vodka lime and soda

Please May I have a double Simon loaders with ice and a slice

by PBod August 25, 2023


NINA SIMONE

Nina Simone can refer to a 9×19mm (9 millimeter)

As said from $crim of the $uicideboy$ “Nina simone up on my ear while I debate to take my life”

by Tony with the tommy September 16, 2020

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