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A pat of the butt, used by male athletes used to signify a good play/move.
Joey ass slapped me after I hit a homerun.
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The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation, resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being a woman is grounds alone for slap dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slap dragon is administered..
After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slap dragon
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when a man slaps his sexual partner across their face with his penis.
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When a male human uses his penis to slap someone. Usually done at full length, but not completely stiff to allow for a whipping action. Commonly used against passed out victums. (Can be slightly painful for the slapper, but the comic effect is usually worth it)
Did you get cock slapped last night? You have a mushroom bruise on your cheek.
If you don't shut up I am gonna cock slap you in your sleep.
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the equivalent of a bitch slap, but with a fried pickle or fresh penis
Bee weiner slapped Timmy in the kitchen.
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When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.
Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face
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