Sleep farts

When a person holds their farts in all day and their butthole stays tight until it comes time for slumber. Once fast asleep the sphyincter loosens and gas is emitted at high rate of speed for a prolonged period of time

Hey babe when you had a sleep farts last night, your ass hair blew in the wind like a vidal sassoon commercial.

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Sleeping Pattern

Something someone with a regular job that isn't streaming , YouTube or playing World of Warcraft has.

Person : Hey you! Yes you! Get to sleep, Your lack of a sleeping pattern is unhealthy!
WoW Player : *lazily slurs* Lemme fnsh ths dunjun *eats week old unidentifiable food off the floor*
WoW Player : *Finishes dungeon and ques up for 'one more'

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Sleep Drunk

When you're so tired you start making zero sense in conversation

A:So how was the movie?

Q:"Well excuuuuuuuuse me?!?!. I got zero termOq Ll anyway, I'll ft back later info say.".
A: What are you TALKING about? Are you sleep drunk already? It's only 12:30!
Q:itS, I dOnt evEn thiNk to do tHe stuFf !!
A:........just gotobed you pieceof shof

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sleep fighting

The phenomena occurrence of one engaging into hand to hand, close quarters combat during a deep sleep state. Often caused by lack of sleep, PTSD, and or lack of the consumption of cheese.

I woke up next to my wife, whom had been beaten severely. I guess I was sleep fighting again. The cops don't believe me though.

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Sleep Inebriation

When you reach the part of sleep deprivation where you start to feel tipsy or even outright inebriated. Regardless of sleep deprivation's severity, you can feel either slightly tipsy or absolutely smashed, or ANYWHERE in between; however, it's generally more severe the further you slip into sleep deprivation. Sleep inebriation is usually in the form of scenes separated by unreasonable emotions such as apathy or sorrow, but can be a constant intoxicating feeling.

Guy1: BLARGH UNICORNS, MY NAME IS HITLER AND ALL OF YOU ARE MY FRANKLIN ROOSTERVELTS. I LOVE YAH MAN!
Guy2: ...how many have you had today?
Guy1: Meh. Not many.
Guy2: Buh?
Guy1: YOUR ARSES ASS AND I'M THE GRASS MAN PUNK YA HAVENTH HEATHEN!
Guy3: He's just suffering Sleep Inebriation, let him be until he passes out from being tired.

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sleep credit

Sleeping in until at least midday in the knowledge that you have a long wild night ahead of you.

Astrid- I have to go to Frank's party saturday night and get up for work the next day. fail!

George- Just get plenty of sleep credit on saturday and you'll be fine

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Sleep Coma

When you pass out for long periods of time from massive exhaustion or sedatives, and wake up feeling awesome.

I passed out right after work, I've been in a sleep coma for almost 15 hours.

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