When you secretly get married to your cousin.
"Man, did you hear? John Billy Bob Jones pulled an Alabama Sneaky."
When you try to kiss a person but they force fuck your mouth with a firm tongue
She sneaky slugged me when I tried to kiss her
When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.
Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !
After having sex with someone and you try to sneak out the next morning and get caught by him/her and they ask "where are you going/doing?" You say, "Going To Get US A Biscuit" and never come back!!!!
I has sex with Andrea last night and was caught pulling a "Sneaky Bisquit"!
Whilst massaging a woman with coconut oil, the man uses one hand to lube up his penis with said coconut oil, making it taste and smell like an almond joy. He then slips it in the woman without warning.
I was giving Ashley a massage the other day, but her ass got me hard so I tried my luck with the sneaky almond joy. She loved it.
The worst group chat in the world. Full of annoying parxies.
I blocked Cute Sneaky Nuts months ago!
When a cuck soy boy bitch is speaking and you want him to shut the fuck up.
cuck: hi how are you
You: shut up sneaky you cuck fucking bitch