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Refers to the action of having an orgasm.
Oh, Imma bout to Sperm squeeze on my girlfriend!
Noun. Amongst the top ranks of Sailors who have joined the Navy military branch. Also reserved for any Seaman whose name is Doug, regardless of their true rank.
"Dude, did you know Doug was in the Navy?"
"Yeah, he was a seamstress and then decided to become a Sperm Admiral to get more jizz in his diet. A true Seaman. He has certainly 'cum' a long way since that time."
Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.
Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!
A skanky cock drinking flap jack ass bitch
Bro take ur sperm burper the fuck out my crib before she tried drinking me up
A woman who has swallowed so much seamen that it makes her burp.
Anita was such a sperm burper.
Noun. It is a phenomenon that happens when a girl is being “courted” by a guy and they are about to get serious and then suddenly all of her exes, hoes, or random men start showing up trying to earn her affection. It’s as if all men are subconsciously connected through this sperm web.
“Bruh my ex boyfriend just texted me he misses me!” “Oh my god, ugh it must be the sperm web”
When Your Sperm Gets Caught In A Cobweb Or Spider Web
*Strokin Hard*
Oh Look A Sperm Web!