Flid Stick

A long poking implement usually found strapped to the head of a Spastic to assist them in pressing computer keys and panic buttons also known as Mong Prong

Little Timmy's life has got so much better since we got him that Flid Stick, he spends all day on his laptop now tapping away like a Woodpecker with Parkinsons

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Eat a stick

When saying that you want to kill yourself but in front of a politically correct audience.

If I have to explain myself one more time I’m going to eat a stick!

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Freedom Stick

A firearm used by the United States Military.

You like my nice big freedom stick, terrorist mothafucka?

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dinner stick

N. A turd.

Bob crapped out a massive dinner stick that clogged the toilet.

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stick shifting

The attempt to bring one's self to the point of ejaculation while driving at a high rate of speed.

Johnny was stick shifting at about 81 mph when he finally stomped the clutch.

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BM Stick

Short for bowel movement, it describes excrement that is stick (or log) shaped. A derogatory name, term or insult.

"You big BM stick!" shouted Jane at Harry, with a slight sneer.

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grazzle sticks

a nickname for the grizzly brand of dipping tobacco

yo pass the grazzle sticks broski

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