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When your car is left on cinderblocks after having the tires stolen in broad day light.
Damn esé, I need you to scoop me up. I went into Taco Jalisco for 10 minutes and my impala got a San Antonio Pit Stop.
A phrase said to straight people you wish to abandon their straightness and have gay sex with you
Stop being a sussy Baka and give me a blowjob!
Stop Calling Me A Homo has been used by Joshu2uber, after he has made religious videos and has been called a homo. He fed the trolls on his videos by saying the line "Stop Calling Me A Homo". This sparked a meme online.
Joshu2uber: Stop calling me a homo, or... I don't know what!
A quote said by U.S. basketball player, Michael Jordan, in part of an anti-drugs video. The quote has recently been used in vines to show the stupidity of a person in a previous clip.
E.g.
Feminist: There are three genders, four, even five!
Michael Jordan: Stop it, get some help.
Super low grade single ply butt ribbon found in the bathrooms of rest stops,service stations and most other public rest rooms.Contains visible chunks of wood pulp.15 sheets glued together qualifies as plywood.What name brands compare their product to and refer to as "the next leading brand".
I got splinters in my fingers from using that rest stop toilet paper.
When someone begs you to stop cumming in their popcorn
guy 1:hey dude stop cumming in my popcorn :<
guy 2:no :)
When your girlfriend brings out a whip during sex and starts to whip your balls too hard and you say the safety words "Stop Whippin' My Balls."
"Bitch, Stop Whippin' My Balls."