STRAWBERRY SHORT-FACE

After a guy earns his Red-Wings the girl pulls some of her bloody pubes out and throws them in his face, yelling "Strawberry Short-Face!"

"Yeah so we're 69-ing and she's on her God Damn period! So I gave that slut a Dirty Lifeguard! But while I'm laughing at her, she totally Strawberry Short-Faced me, man!!!"

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strawberry cream pie

when a man is receiving oral from his partner and right when he feels he is going to climax he punches his partner in the nose, while simultaneously pulling out and seamenating on the partners face. The blood and cum mixture will give the effect of strawberry cream!

Last night Wendy was suckin me off when i decided to give her a strawberry cream pie so i decked her in the nose right when i busted a nut on her face...it kinda made me hungry.

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strawberry ice cream

Mixture of cum and blood that oozes out of someone’s hole after rough anal sex, which often has a similar texture and color to its namesake. Mostly occurs when taking someone’s anal virginity.

Dude I lost my virginity yestreday and it sucked. That dick left me shitting strawberry ice cream for hours.

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CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY

WHEN PERFORMING THE SHOCKER WHILE THE GIRL IS ON THE RAG, AND HAS DIARRHEA.

MY GIRL WAS NOT INTO IT LAST NIGHT, SO I GAVE HER THE CHOCO SHOCKO STRAWBERRY INSTEAD.

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strawberry cunt tart

1) A young woman's sweet and rather pink vagina.

2) A strawberry flavored tart shaped like a vagina.

See also strawberry

1)He stuck his tongue inside of her a proceeded to eat her strawberry cunt tart

2)I will bake your strawberry cunt tarts just as soon as find a recipe for tarts.

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Strawberry Poptart

When a man pulls out and ejaculates on the outside of a menstruating vagina. Frosting on the outside, strawberry filling on the inside.

She was menstruating last night, so instead of making a mess and cuming inside her, I pulled out and gave her a strawberry poptart

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Strawberry shortcake

When a girl gets done having 3 way intercourse she swims to the bottom of a pool and one of the men follows her puts his mouth on her pussyand the other dives on top of her stomach causing all of the post sex juices to go into the mans mouth

I had a three way last night and we strawberry shortcaked after

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