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A very complex move performed during intercourse between a couple. It is performed by a series of steps to insure maximum grabbage.
1. extend hand out forward, with palm facing upand all but the pointer and middle finger retracted.
2. with the pointer and middle finger, alternate between the two moving them back and forth, making sure you maintain friction between the two.
3. this MUST be done with a pumping motion of the arm, as if you are ringing a truck horn horizontally. (without this, the grab will be rendered entirely useless)
4. rinse and repeat
There are several variations on the original move, however the basic function remains the same. These variations include, but are not limited to:
The Detroit Glide
The Seven State Sweep
Fakey
The Original
Momma's Style
Feet-to-the-Face Style
and many more
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Where's my money ho?
Less-Than-Attractive Woman- Nigga-ass foo, I ain't got
shit.
Well-to-Do Gentleman- Well then i'm gon' have to give ya
Tha Taint Grabba
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The pouch that is surgically grafted to the inside of the leg of a tranny to conceal their penis. This same effect can also be obtained with the use of a piece of material much like a maxi pad that holds the penis tightly to the taint.
I think that girl might be a man, I swear I saw a Tranny Taint Pouch on the inside of her leg!!
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When you get your taint punched so hard that your body contorts and your taint turns into a vagina.
John atomic taint punched that guy so hard he had to get a sex change
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The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.
"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.
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Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"
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When two guys are fucking the same girl, one in the front and one in the back, and their timing gets messed up leading them to smack eachothers balls on the girl's taint
Me and Jim were fucking this chick the other day and he screwed up the timing and we ended up doing the double sack taint smack!