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tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.
sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean
Similar to beer goggles. The drunk at a party, bar, etc. who seems to think everybody wants to hear his sob story. Also will usually get emotional and tell you over and over again "I love you man", "he doesn't deserve you", etc..
Drunk: (in slurred drunk talk) "listen damn it you're an awesome, beautiful woman and your boyfriend doesn't deserve you" or " did I ever tell you how much I love you man, I'm serious, love you like a brother.
Girl/ guy: It sounds like you've strapped on the tear goggles.
Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”
Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears
A type of person that acts smug/superior/condescending than others for caring about the "bigger thing". Tend to look down on others for mourning a tragedy/event on a "smaller" scale.
A: "Why are they mourning over a Squirrel or Liam Payne. There are thousands of starving Palestinians right now."
B: "Wow, what a fucking tear hogger."
When your girl gets your cock out and you have a clear tear dripping from your bell
When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.
True story
I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.