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Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.

"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."

by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019


Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit

Don't be a cancer turd

by Cancerous Turd 123 November 8, 2017


Security cancer

Security software or hardware that keeps growing and consuming more and more resources

My computer was running fine until IT installed this security cancer on it.

by -Old-Tom- March 14, 2024


Cancer Cow

A delusional person, like Dee, who claims to have 'beaten cancer' when she is close to dying from it any day now. A tubbo like this hides an illness so people will think they are healthy. What a scam!

Cancer Cow really should 'fess up about her diagnosis.

by Squiggers62 July 25, 2024


Cancer Lord

A (totally not hot) character from the /v/ vs /b/ comics on 4chan. He is a Large, Purely white individual with a black outline, he has large eyes and a wide, constant toothy smile. And he has Large gauntlets on his arms, causing his arms to shapeshifter into different things, such as a mic (seen in the vs /v/-tan mod) and laser cannons (seen in the comics). He also had a purple crown that he relies on for his power. His clothing consists of a tanktop, shorts, with a belt with a crown symbol on the belt, and a medallion with the symbol /b/ on it. Also people on Reddit want to rail the fuck outta him and I can’t blame them.

“ hey man cancer lord is thicc asf I wanna bang him “
“ same “

by FireAngel250 November 20, 2021


cancer dog

a dod that as been infected by a otk overload and cancer at the same time.

boy:what kind of dog is he
girl:a cancer dog
boy:oh well wanna listen to sixnine and drink lean
girl:sure

by 123456789076543211234567899876 March 28, 2018


Cancer Circle

A circle of friends who meet up and smoke at the same place every single day.

Wanna have cancer? Join our Cancer Circle.

by mindFXCKINGminx December 11, 2011