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When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.
Jessica has a boob job.
Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?
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A stupid ass test taken at the beginning of the year to prepare students for the torture that's to come.
I've been taking the NWEA Map Test for 6 hours, I want to kill myself.
A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.
I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.
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When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.
See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.
Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.
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Sweet stinky weed grown mostly by hicks in the backwoods of Alabama.
I got a pound of Alabama High-Test that I'm trying to get to Tennessee.
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A great way to clear some extra friends from your facebook profile, by deciding if they're worth wishing them a happy birthday or not.
When you see on Facebook that it's someones birthday they are automatically up to the test, and you decide to either pass them, or flunk them, according to how much you care for them:
1. They pass - you wish them a happy birthday by posting on their facebook wall.
2. They flunk - you unfriend them.
Jerry: Why did you unfriend Mel?
Kathy: She just didn't pass the facebook birthday test...
Jon (on Bill's facebook wall): Happy birthday man! Looks like you passed the facebook birthday test! LOLL
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It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.
Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.
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