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A stupid ass test taken at the beginning of the year to prepare students for the torture that's to come.
I've been taking the NWEA Map Test for 6 hours, I want to kill myself.
When a hot wheels car can be driven between a pair fake breasts and not touch either breast.
Jessica has a boob job.
Does the quality pass the hot wheels test?
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When you blow into a girls pussy and sniff the air as it blows back out to determine if it's good enough to fuck
I gave Cindy a Pontiac Air Test last night... that shit was too nasty to fuck!
A test to certify completion or acceptability; administered in a manner and possibly by a party representing an almost inhuman ideal of precision, thouroughness, and attention to detail.
I detailed the car for hours, but the greasy steering wheel did me in during the white-glove test.
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When preparing to perform cunnilingus on a woman of questionable hygiene, the act of slowly kissing from the breasts downward. If, by the arrival at the belly button, no odor is detected, one can surmise that it is safe to proceed. The detection of odor during the belly button test, on the other hand, is a dire indicator of the presense of vagimite. Reverse course immediately and escort female to the nearest clinic.
See also: vaginosis, stank, yeasty.
Guy #1: Dude, I was hookin up with this redhead hottie from the bar, but I started to go down on her and she failed the BB-Test!
Guy #2: My sister is such a whore.
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Sweet stinky weed grown mostly by hicks in the backwoods of Alabama.
I got a pound of Alabama High-Test that I'm trying to get to Tennessee.
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It is a test using a credit card, or any other plastic card. One takes the card and slides it down a girl's face to see how much foundation comes off.
Woah! That girl is such a cakeface, she totally fails the credit card test.
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