Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
My first boyfriend I was with five years, and my second was for seven years so I would call him my Main Ex.
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1: a thirsty and hungry Egyptian man
2: another way to say the n-word
- Hey, look, it's an exe lying on that sand dune over there, let's give him some food and water
- wassup my exe
exe aka eli is a notorious internet crime boss. Most known and xbl com, discord com, and ig.
"Stop talking before I get exe in the party."
An EXE is a term used to label characters based off of popular IPs turned into characters that differ greatly from the source material, usually bearing a file extension in their name, though this is not required. The specific use of the EXE Extension was popularized by the infamous creepypasta by the name of "Sonic.EXE." An EXE can be classified as an OC, but an OC cannot directly be classified as an EXE, as an EXE is based around a pre-existing Intellectual Property; most times being based directly upon a specific character from a given property I.E. Sonic, Mario, Pac-Man, etc. Most times an EXE is meant to act as a character used in a horror game or some type of horror related media, but some serve the opposite purpose; some serving the role as parodies or joke characters.
"Hey did you see that new EXE on twitter? It's got some interesting lore behind it, you should check it out."
November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
OMG ITS NOVEMBER 8TH ITS EX APPRECIATION DAY
Someone you wish to get away from. Perhaps leave the country and start a new life.
Would ruin your relationship becuase she’s so desperate and sad
“Yo, that Victoria Gian bitch is a crazy ex girlfriend. She’s a skank and a homewrecker. A hypocritical desperate loser that makes me wanna flee the country”