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A revolutionary when it comes to deflecting politics-related questions in the classroom, Magister (teacher) Fuller has been teaching Latin for over a decade. A hand with the firmness of wet spaghetti in the classroom, he models his teaching style after the Romans, if the Romans had the body structure of a turtle and had never seen a woman. While he may claim he is married with two kids, a little known fact is that his wife married him out of pity and hired two method actors to play their offspring. He is a virgin.
"Ah man, who do you have for 7th period?"
"Aaron Lloyd Fuller, i gotta learn how to be a autodidact."
The highest award Charlie F-ing Hodge can bestow upon you
(Random Radio Caller) “Charlie f-ing Hodge just had to call your show to let you know I called the cops on an intimidatasaurus-rex for trying to steal my wallet when I handed him a buck”
(Charlie Hodge) “Well caller to you I bestow upon you the Aaron Tippin award” (you've got to stand for something or you'll fall for anything) Fades in then out
Infinite, faggot. Everyone loves Aaron infinitely because Aaron is great
Josh: Look up my love for Aaron in the dictionary
Aaron: what?
Josh: the definition is infinite, faggot.
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A dare that is done without hesitation no matter how harsh it might be, as long as there is at least 10 cents payment for the dare required.
Levi: "Hey man, I got an Aaron Dare for you... I will give you 20 cents if ya pull your dick out and shove it in that old ladys mouth! what ya say?"
Donald: "Deal!"
(26 seconds later Donalds Dick is in Granny Margrate's mouth.)
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A joke or comeback so bad that it sends everyone into a deep level of cringe and totally kills the mood within the group or conversation.
Person #1: *Tells unfunny joke/comeback*
*Silence*
Person #2: Bro, that’s Aaron Hannah patter
Aaron Joseph Oviedo is Brenna Valencia’s boyfriend. They have been dating for a year and they have never been happier. Aaron is so loved and cherished and Brenna hopes he marries her. Aaron is super amazing and plays sports and likes ramen. He has two cats: Ash and Oreo. He likes to eat Brenna’s oreos. Aaron is so sweet and Brenna loves him very much.
“Hey are you Aaron Joseph Oviedo? Wanna date?
A super loving adorable guy who goes to the School of Engineering and Sciences
Aaron Alcaraz Castellanos is a bozo!
I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU IF YOU SAY THAT AGAIN!