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forest preserve police- sounds like the real thing, but isn't even close
I thought it was the 5-0, but it was only canadian bacon
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having a large beaver and/or badger claw up your rectum while singing "O' Canada" while masturbating to a picture of Queen Elizabeth in a bookstore.
Canadian History is a very common act in cooler climates
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Raping a woman with fecal matter first before proceeding to rape her normally. Shit and all. Canadian winters were harsh and cold, so the Canadians had to warm the ass-pipe with shit before rape.
"I wanted to get my rape on, but it was so cold I had to use the Canadian Mudslide."
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A poptart of any flavor with ketchup or catsup on top.
Poptart with Ketchup is the tasty canadian pizza I have ever had.
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the bottom of your cock because it is closer to your asshole
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V. Cuddling for warmth and comfort rather than for a romantic or sexual purpose.
It was so cold last night, my roommate and I had to do some Canadian Cuddling.
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When your playing lacrosse instead of switching to your stick to your left hand you use your right hand on your left side so your arms are twisted.
American Laxer: why do u do a canadian left its so much harder
Canadian Laxer: im to lazy to practice with my left hand
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