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Shit Crackers

Crackers that are stale or have been made soggy in any way. Usually eaten with Cheese Piss.

Ol' Greg really loves those Shit Crackers with some Bailey's to dip 'em in. What a Shitgoose he is...

by Jimmy Sway March 31, 2010

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Hit the Cracker

A game played in which several males stand in a circle around a cracker and jack off. They all try to hit the cracker when they shoot, and whoever hits farthest from the cracker has to eat the cracker.

After playing hit the cracker, Eddy chowed down for missing, maybe on purpose

by Noah Fliction November 16, 2010

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period crackers

Frank's RedHot sauce and saltine crackers. A fine delicacy for being bored as shit and hungry at home. The magical duo resembles a woman's monthly, heavenly hormonal secretion atop a saltine cracker. In one sitting they're eaten in excess (more than or equal to one box of saltines used and a whole bottle of Frank's).

Bro, get me some of those period crackers.

Got the hotsauce? Got the saltines? Period cracker party!

That girl stole my period crackers.

Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring ... period cracker phone!

It's the most wonderful time of the year ... there'll be period crackers ah munchin' when friends come to call ... It's the most wonderful time of the year.

by Period Crackers's Man BoJamMan February 17, 2014

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Cracker McWhitebread

A pasty-ass suburbanite who thinks he/she is all hip and ghetto and is always throwing around some poorly-phrased slang to try to look edgy.

Look at Cracker McWhitebread with his shorts around his ass while he's shopping in JC Penny for suit separates.

by Fast Eddie, KOS February 14, 2012

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Cracker Dance

The dance you have to do at work to satisfy customers/managers and to get those fat tips.

MY manager is so demanding, i always have to do a serious cracker dance to get him of my case.

by Poppa Midnight August 4, 2010

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Pussy Cracker

The act of your sexual partner making you cum. He then takes a cracker, soaks up your cum and feeds it to you.

Sheila was hungry so Joe gave her a pussy cracker to eat.

by Niknicole October 14, 2015

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Cracker crumbs

Equivalent in meaning as white trash.

Also a verb when a white person acts trashy

I don't mess with those cracker crumbs.

Man, he be cracker crumbing.

by GroundLife February 5, 2017

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