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<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>My First Language Is English & My Primary Language Is Spanish<.7.9.7.6.>
The act of jerking off while making tea.
I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen
An insult of bad adaptation of a previous work. Denoting the only similarities between the works being what language they were little were written in. First stated in the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode “Village of the Giants” when shown it was based off HG Wells’s “Food of the Gods”
Batman versus Superman is just like the comics in that they're both written in English
An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.
Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.
I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.
You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.
I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.
The route by which a member or members of a small group will beeline to every person and their dogs that they've remotely interacted with at the end of any event, whilst making insincere commitments to keep in touch.
Often but not always there will be an unwilling party that is clearly distressed or eager to leave dragged along.
The route often includes going further from the exit, and a undefined loitering time outside of the event area or doorway.
Example Couple at a club:
Partner 1: I've had enough of this joint, wanna bounce? Irish Exit or English Exit?
Partner 2: Yeah me too, English Exit, don't want to be rude.
Partner 1: If we must
A phrase used when someone stutters so badly that it seems like their first language (In this obvious situation, English) is unrecognizable to their self.
"Hey Mil!"
"Hey Robert."
"Did you see the-th-the uh- the- er- uh- woah- English, I know that-"
"It's okay Robert... it's okay."
Where a female and male are enjoying the 69 position. The female gently polishing the males bell end, the male is flicking the females love bean whilst pounding her vagina with a vibrator set on the lowest speed. As the female starts to climax, without warning the male deep throats her causing her to gag. The male pulls out, spin 180 and as the female is gasping for air the male rams his knob up her vagina and pounds away whilst the vibrator is still inserted. (the double plugging) For an added twist as the males performing the double plugging he should flick the vibrator on to high speed.
Dave - Pete I gave Sarah a proper seeing to last night with a english double plugging.
Pete - Whats that ?
Dave - We were 69ing which was fun.. when i found her vibrator under the pillow so thought 'why not' and started working her wet with that. Man did she get a suprise when i deep throated her before spinning and double plugging her with my penis. She went wild as my penis and ball were vibrating in her then i flicked to vibrator to high speed whilst spatting my load up her.
Pete - did she enjoy it...?
Dave - Well she was climaxing whilst trying to grab a breath.. i should think so!! But who cares..i did.