English is a language. It's in countries such as England and America.
It's also dumb.
English is dumb because....Bologna rhymes with Pony.
An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence
English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”
A language you can learn from a young age but never really understand.
English grammar baffles me.l
When someone says some retarded stuff that don't make any sense.
Person : My his died.
Me : English?
That middle school class that you never mined that much and actually kinda liked it but everyone (even your friends) though you needed a lot of mental help.
1:Yay english agian
2:U R mantaly IN saNE....
Why the fuck do you need the definition of English you fucking idiot
English is a fucking language you fucking doink