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An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
The ex you wish you could send away.
My fed-ex keeps calling me. Wish he would just leave town.
An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
A play off of the Xbox series X. The newest xbox console
Do you know the xbox series x?
You mean the xbox siri’s ex?
Hahahaahahahaha!
Ex-boyfriend Disease, otherwise known as Pompous Ass Disease. Warning symptoms include heart palpitations, diarrhea, severe headaches and a compulsive need to flee the country. There are many specimens that have been known to be infectious. If you happen to come in contact with one, back away slowly, avoid eye contact, and disinfect immediately!
Woman: I ran into Roger today..
Woman's friend: That bastard! And you had just stopped having diarrhea.
Woman: I know...I tried to run but he was too fast. Next thing I know, I have the sudden urge to live in Australia and go to the bathroom.
Woman's friend: You poor thing, I know quite a bit how you feel. I contracted Ex-boyfriend disease from Jake a year ago. The diarrhea comes and goes just thinking about it.
We don't give a fuck what to name means no mo man damn 8/10 stories I go through I see a mf name and definition 🙂
Exe we're tired of u mfs
Man who supports her new husband’s house, because he can’t. Also know as his “new Daddy”.
This man probably also supports the new man’s ex house as well.
The ex husband is easy to spot in a crowd; hot new young wife, money, isn’t on welfare, fat woman (ex wife) behind him staring and crying, random dude trying to jerk him off.
“Wow, how did he afford that?”
“Oh his new daddy paid for that.”
“Man, wish my wife had an ex husband.”