Sean Paul

One of the worst reggaeton artists ever.

Gangsta: Yo wat up im listenin to sean paul bitchiz!
Me: Listen to real music
Gangsta: Suck my dick!
Me: Your mom already did.

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Paul Rudd

Please help me he’s inside my house

Paul Rudd: Come on out bitch I want to eat your toes

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Paul-face

The face of pleasureful discomfort one makes after consuming to much alcohol, but proceeds to politely and quietly passes out. sometimes followed by a boot and rally.

after that party bus paul got paul-face pretty fucking hard.

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Paul's Bathroom

The flatmate's bathroom where one is wont to lay a hefty steaming log when getting caught short in female company and not wanting her to hear the inevitable thunder and splashdown.

I want to do a poo, I want to do a poo in Paul's bathroom.

Sorry love, I'm gonna have to go to Paul's bathroom for this one as it's gonna stink.

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Pulling a Paul

Losing a game of credit card roullette and subsequently running out of the bar without paying for the round of drinks.

Brandon: Hey, did you hear what happened at Professor Thom's last night?
Fatuous: Fratting?
Brandon: No, Silv's camp friend from Saginaw Mort Fish tried pulling a Paul.
Fatuous: What happened?
Brandon: We took away his canteen.

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Paul Clip

When a man puffs on a joint that's firmly inserted into another mans ass crack.

Man I got wicked high last night with my frat buddies and was dared to use a Paul Clip.

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Logan Paul

a really good actor for click-baiting and is another way of saying I am stupid

hey guys I'm Logan Paul

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