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When a man tries to put his nutsack into a woman's vagina. It is almost imposible, like trying to put a cat in a bathtub.
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Similar to sponge bath, but substitute the sponge for your tongue.
That girl is so hot, Ted wants to dip her in chocolate and give her a cat bath.
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Some believe they're bad luck. Some say that's racist. I say Its just a cat it's not racist or bad luck. Well it is bad luck if you're a mouse.
-A black cat! Oh no! That's bad luck!
-You racist.
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A television show proposed by Andy Samberg and Bill Hader to Lorne Michaels in two seperate Saturday Night Live skits. It combines peoples two favorite things: Lasers. And Cats! A short low-budget film is then shown with Andy and Bill in a post-apocolyptic world in where cats can fire lasers out of their mouths and eyes, fighting evil, general chaos.
In the future, Laser Cats will help fight evil.
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Officially: skin tag. A small, harmless, excess piece of skin that grows on the body, usually found around the neck. Named after the small nipples of cats. Cat tits must be removed by a dermatologist, but are removed easily. They are most common among heavyset people.
Ever since Bertha gained wait, she grew a lot of cat tits on her neck.
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The most badass artist in the world, none other than Tom Waits. Started off as a late night piano crooner, went into jazzy beatnik style for awhile, then turned into a whacked out experimentalist in the 80s. Known as Tommy the Cat because of his hobo-like style and his guest vocal appearance on the Primus song "Tommy the Cat".
Tommy the Cat has got a helluva scratchy voice.
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