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When one of your friends is fucking you and his keys are jingling making a ching chang noise
Last night I went to Bobbys house and we did Ching Chang Wang
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When a Crypto Trader makes so much money that his wife changes and starts being really nice to him
Cryptomanran: Tons of people will make wife changing money in this next Altcoin cycle!... so much money that your wife changes and starts being really nice to you!
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On a driveway (often covered with newspaper for easy clean-up), one person lets diarrhea drain from them while another person pours fresh diarrhea into his/her mouth, possibly through a funnel. A cooperative act.
Harvey went for a jog around the block to warm up before Brad helped him with his Tijuana Oil Change.
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from the missionary position, the man dips his dick into the vag of a girl on her period in the same manner one would use a dipstick to check for oil.
then, while the girl is suspended on chairs, the man gets underneath her, opens her vag, and then catches and swallows the menstrual blood as it leaks out, like an oil pan.
Ted: "So, I was goin' down on my girlfriend last night, but she was on her period, so I performed an instant oil change on her."
Ned: "DUDE! That is sick! Nice!!!"
Ted: "I know right?! Which reminds me, I need to go to Jiffy Lube."
Ned: "Lol, Jiffy Lube."
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Special kind of of glass used in making various smoking utensils. Like the name implies, it changes color as you smoke out of the utensil.
Check out my cool color changing glass spoon!
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"Where's Robert? He was supposed to be here at 9."
"Probably getting some change"
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When a girl goes down on a guy and throws up on him. Then she slurps it up and finishes him off.
Ew, she was so nasty, she totally up-chuck changed him last night!
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