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A mystical and powerful half man, half crab monster that roams the American Midwest, searching for its prey. Looks like a young man with a pair of crab claws and sounds an awful lot like Dr. Zoidberg of the TV series, Futurama.
Human #1: Holy Tits! It's the Majestic Man-Crab!
MMC: Whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!
When a man ejaculates in a woman who has crabs and then eats her out. It's only a Colorado Crab Cake if the man does it and has no knowledge that she has crabs. If the man knows that she has crabs and they perform a Colorado Crab cake purposefully, then it is called a Pueblo Crab Cake.
Dude went on a date and had some Colorado crab cake!
Bro took her to red lobster and had Colorado Crab cake for desert.
He knew she had crawlers, and went for the Pueblo Crab cake.
After receiving hand job and cumming on your own tummy parter rubs the cum into the tummy.
Bro this girl just gave me the gnarliest crabs Cum Tum.
Where you take a shot of vodka out of her ass, then eat her ass.
Bro, I gave cheese a Russian Crab Cake last night. I was so wasted I didn't even care.
a paticularly stinky chore, especially if you haven't cleaned the cage in a while.
dad:get to feeding the hermit crab!
Kid: eeewww is that crab poop? I didnt know crabs pooped....yuck!
The term black-crab syndrome is an allegorical term used towards an individual or group of people who hold others back from progress and try to sabotage their own people (typically socioeconomically); the crabs-in-a-bucket syndrome is a term used to allegorically convey the idea of a person or people(a crab) confined to a similar place or status(typically socioeconomic) being sabotaged and held back from progress and success by other people(fellow crabs). The sabotage in both terms could be employed purposefully or unconsciously and for a number of reasons: jealousy, freeloading, fear of competition, etc. In the crab’s attempt to crawl out of the bucket(their current status), to explore, expand their knowledge, adaptability to other environments, and further increase their general progress in life, they are pulled backward by the other black crabs(people of the same status) or crabs who are lower in the bucket, making this level of advancement impossible. These are allegorical references used mainly by descendants of the African diaspora in reference to their own people holding them back from making progress in life.
AJ: I wouldn’t hang around them, if they see you doing better than them, or that you got the potential to do better, they’ll try to sabotage you in explicit or subtle ways. They got black-crab syndrome fr fr.
Leroy: Yup, I seen it too. They some black crabs fosho!