That “cold” you caught at the circuit party.
Everyone at Brad and Nate’s cabin weekend caught the gay flu.
Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!
When a friend of yours has recently started dating another, and is suddenly unable to attend and social gatherings because he is with said boo.
"What happened to Jim?" "He got a case of the Boo Flu, we won't hear from him until he is single again"
Completely reasonable cold that does not go away because you keep having fun
I’m so tired! I’ve been having a girl flu for two weeks now.
The inconsequential deterioration of the inner lining of the human anal cavity, caused by intense homosexual intercourse.
Dallas: Damn, man, I've been suffering from some intense Porp Flu ever since I hired that whore Rocky H.
Carson: Aw, for real? Didn't you use a butt-condom?
Dallas: I like raw johnson myself.