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The sound of a fat old man falling on hardwood floor.
Yesterday a fat man fell down on the bowling lane next to me, and the sound he made was ga-doosh.
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A city located outside of Atlanta. This city is so ghetto it makes Augusta(disgusta) look pristine. The majority of the people who live here have the job title and profession of being stupid. The ignoration in this city is probably the highest percentage of any other city in the United States. The people who drive here are the reason we have to use our middle fingers. Stupidity isn’t a crime, but there are plenty of crimes being committed here. You don’t even need to look up ratchet in the dictionary, just visit this city.
I went to Lithonia, Ga today and I have to say, I feel like I’ve lost some brain cells.
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Flatulence strategically performed while passing through first-class seating when boarding an airplane.
The rich may not have to work or pay taxes, but I'll be damned if they get to treat me like a second-class citizen on an airplane! That's why I practice first gas. How's that cookie taste now?
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gas bag is a slang term used when referring to strong marijuana that is being held in a small bag for personal use.
"93 gas bag petro" Pee Wee Longway on Rerocc
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1)A town in south eastern georgia, that is completely overrated, but has a Walmart for the bored rednecks to walk around and wonder aimlessly while trying to power over their child's screaming abilities, while they make out with their hillbilly next of kin, because there is nothing else to do. Thanks for supporting Corporate America guys.
2) A town in southeastern United States where every body talks behind your back.
If you like inbred central, spit that chew outta your mouth, talk so I can understand you when you say "War-mart" (or to you backwooders: Wally World) so quite making out with your sister and slip "it" out of grammie, and get your asses down to Valdosta, GA.
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After eating gas inducing foods your stomach is bloated and painful. Sometimes confused with a poo baby. Later when relieving yourself you find only loud and obnoxious gases escape. Hence "gas baby".
My poo baby was a miscarriage. It was nothing but an angry gas baby.
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