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when one mounts as a goblin would as they mate into the sunset
vlad: imagine someone going goblin mode under the concession stand, at 12 pm.
issac: dear god no!
vlad: but why? it would be so hot
issac: upon further consideration, it would be hot
both: (screaming) G O B L I N M O D E!!!
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Also finds loose change in the couch.
Hey Mike, have you seen my quarter? Na man, your ass goblin must have engulfed it.
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A less offensive term or curse word for somebody that is a cock sucker.
That knob has just cut me up, I bet he's a right crotch goblin!
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A player in fortnite named AboToes
AboToes won't shut up about loot
AboToes took all of our loot, what a loot goblin
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An alternation of the blumpkin, in which the male bends over and sticks there ass out and shits. As the shit is being pushed out of the males asshole the partner sucks the shit as if its a penis and then sucks it into there mouth and eats it. This is all done whilst the male is masturbating.
"I went over to sally's house last night"
"Did she give you a chocolate goblin"
"Yeah man, but she made me hookup with her after it"
"Shitt, double choc"
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Typically a groupie. Term was first used by Frank Zappa.
Basically a girl who enjoys a good sausage in the back of her throat with a lot of saliva involved and not extremely attractive. But useful.
Last night a goblin girl knocked loudly on the bus. We dont usually let them in but she had nice tits. Gobbled me for 20 minutes man, it took time. I was wasted, then I took it out and gave her some lip gloss. Know what I mean? I saw her today and she hasn't even wiped it off. She's a glossy little goblin. Might let her in again.
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loot goblins are people who are constantly stealing your girl and constantly going into peoples pantries and taking all your good loot
Jeff “dang the loot goblins just piped my girl and took all my loot” Gary “i know bro they did the same thing to me last week”
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