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an exclamation of shock or disgust
"Jesus Hitler Christ is your mom a whore!"
" that was my last fucking beer, Jesus
Hitler Christ , Gary, you fucking cunt!!"
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A game with the object of reaching Hitler's Wikipedia page by clicking on "Random Article", then clicking links in that article to get to other articles, until eventually you can find a link to Adolf Hitler's page. There are rules against using the "find on this page" option in your browser, and there is sometimes a time limit on how long you can spend on each page. Your score is determined by your number of clicks before clicking on Hitler's page. If you reach Hitler's page by clicking on "Random Article", you win the game forever and are probably Jesus.
me: Yo, this computer class is so boring, lets play that Hitler Wikipedia game.
you: okay...*click*...OH MY GOD HITLERS PAGE CAME UP WHEN I CLICKED RANDOM ARTICLE!!!
me: HOLY JESUS!!!!!!!!!
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he needed alot of gas -( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)β―β²___εεεε
damn hitler killed alot of jews so hitlers gas bill must be huge
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The hairstyle, also called an "undercut", which was popular in the 1920s - 40s, which has once again become fashionable in the early 21st century. The haircut is characterized by long hair on the top of the head which is parted either way, and having the sides and the back of the head buzzed extremely short. The hair on the top of the head is often held in place by some type of styling gel or wax. The haircut was especially popular among the various military and civilian organizations of the National Socialist Party. Essentially, it makes men look like they belong in the Hitler youth, or some sort of Aryan fascist.
Person 1: Dude, what kind of weird haircut does that guy have?
Person 2: Oh, that's just a Hitler Youth Haircut.
Person 1: That guys is trying way too hard to look like Ryan Gosling.
Person 2: I know, what a douche.
A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.
~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."
~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"
~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."
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A day where you have no plans and all friends/family are busy and the only thing on TV that is mildly interesting are specials about Hitler. Which are on all day...
I had nothing to do yesterday, and the ballgame wasn't on until late. So I had a Lonely Hitler Day again. Irs like Hitler is my only friend...
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One Hitler is a unit of measurement that translates to roughly 6 million in decimal form. This should be a universally recognized conversion unit, as it can most accurately tell if something is worse than Hitler. For example, Stalin killed around 54 million people, which translates to 8.33 Hitlers, meaning Stalin in terms of death is 8.33 times worse than Hitler. The Black Death has killed over 100 million people, therefore the Black Death is 16.66 times worse than Hitler.
Hitler can also be used as a normal form of measurement. When the bank charges you 35$ on an overdraft fee, you can go in there and complain that they are screwing you to the tune of 85 picohitlers. In 2008, the US stock market lost 1.2 trillion dollars, which is adjusted to roughly 27 milihitlers. As you can see, this is a very beautiful form of measurement
Hitler (Unit of Measurement)
βThe bank just charged me 85 picohitlers worth of dollars in overdraft fees.β
βIf the gas prices keep rising, pretty soon theyβll be more than a Hitler or two.β
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