That cool mom that would buy you a bottle when you were underage. But was fucking crazy towards her own kids.
“Yo this party is gonna be lame asf”
“I gotchu lemme call Mama Dukes, she always comes through with a bottle or two”
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a commonly used phrase used to demean ones mom.
your mother looks good in leather
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when you put a tampon soaked in vodka and put it in yo vaggggg.
She just got drunk from a mama changa
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the one girl who is like your mom and is very involved in everything never mean, well that's a lie she will beat you with a boot but she is still a gr8 friend who laughs at everything
her children will try to be loyal but fail
Mama Becky your kid is 21 and pregnant and going on her third child! I support her in every way! You shouldn't! I do bitch!
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When your sleeping and your mom pulls down your pants and takes a picture of your cock and then says jeeze my chode is bigger than his
Dude my mom just pulled a mama cock on me last night a posted it on the internet
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