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An attractive football player from Colorado who played wide receiver for Duke University and is currently a wide receiver for the San Francisco 49'ers. He is the son of legendary Denver Broncos wide receiver Ed McCaffrey, and has three other brothers, all of which play football. His oldest younger brother Christian, is currently a running back for the Carolina Panthers. His middle younger brother Dylan, plays quarterback for the University of Michigan. His youngest brother is still in highschool and has committed to the University of Nebraska.
Person 1: Just look at Max McCaffrey. He's real good looking.
Person 2: I don't think he's good as his younger brother Christian, but he knows how to catch the ball real well.
The optimization of a fuck boy. Always making jokes surrounding "eat my ass", and the occastinal "fucking your mom". Also consistently achieves a 0.01 GPA at Hopkins High School in Hopkins, Minnesota.
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To live life with maximum enjoyment each and every day.
The concert was max joy.
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The art of making plans and then canceling them at the last minute.
Alex and I had plans to hang out the other night but he max krused me and didn't text back!
Talking in appealing high pitched voice when somewhat nervous. A boyish charm.
Brian: Man, Dick, you sure seemed nervous around Molly.
Dick: Yea, i really was Max Richarding it, wasn't I.
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The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.
The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.
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The act of holding urine in one's bladder until the very end of the day, finally pissing it all out.
"Hey did you hear that James has started pee maxing? His bladder tolerance is gonna be off the charts."
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