moose shot

this is when you stroll into the woods and find a moose, you then aggresivly masturbate and jizz in the mooses eye. it is then unable to see and you then you use the mooses horns as a dildo

"hey guys wanna go out and scoring moose shots"

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Moose Tamer

moose tamers are awesome people who teach moose tricks and how to be perfectly still for a planking photo. the end

That moose tamer made it easy for me to plank on the moose.

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loose moose caboose

When a man's asshole is so blown out from anal sex, that his sphinctor stops to work and he diahreas every time he shits.

Adam-Dude after I got rammed by that donkey boner I have a loose moose caboose!
Nolan-aww man mines been ripped up for years, do you have any diapers yet?

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Hung Like A Moose

When one has a large penis.

Kumar: Hey, just cuase your hung like a moose doesnt mean ya gotta do porn!
Interviewer: ...?

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Moose soup

When you take a moose call and use it to pour soup into your partners ass and while making antlers with your hands behind their head, fuck them in the ass while “Son of a bitch!” and “You’re doing good!!!”

I took this girl home from the bar and gave her the moose soup

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Moose sperm on the steam

When plastic donkey shower is in Albuquerque and hurts rebus with mooseram and frank comes out and eats all the taco time

Oh no your such a moose sperm on the steam

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like a moose in a hurricane

A phrase commonly used on the west coast to describe a crazy or supernatural event

Damn bro.. that was just like a moose in a hurricane