Your Mother

Your mother sleeps with many men and woman, myself included. She was very hot last night and was definitely into some kinky shit. She called a bag of rice hot when she was high.

Charelanda : Why hello Anna, the party last night was great! Why didn't you come?
Anna : I did cum, while I was doing your mother.

Charelanda : Last night?
Anna : Yes, last night. *puts on cool sunglasses*

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jakes mother

has a big mother the size of a whale

jakes mother is huge like a whale

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mother load

The slurry excreted from a female when she has a massive period.

Wade: The girls were real bitches at tea tonight.

Ian: Must be the mother load.

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Mother Fucker

Often substituted for the word Bitch. Someone who fucks there mother is most likely a very sick person, so the word is usually used to describe someone who makes you sick.

"That Mother Fucker at the salon fucked my hair up"
"That is one crazy Mother Fucka"

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mother fucker

To Fuck Ones Own Mother

... you fucked your mother.. therefore you are a MOTHER FUCKER... QED

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Cameron's Mother

A dirty whore who needs to clean her vagina out becuase someone fucked her too many times... and then gave her a cleveland steamer, phantom, pearl necklace, and a hot carl.

When i went to the store, I saw Cameron's Mother, my god TUNA. She was with a guy who had the IQ of a cucumber... he also HAD a cucumber.

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Mother fucker

1.a person who has sexual intercourse with their/a mother.
2.An insult to describe friends.
3.You

1.You are the #1 motherfucker. You got your mom and your friends' mom pregnant 5 times.
2.Rob is such a motherfucker
3.You motherfucker!!!!

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