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A person who, at the end of a fist fight has been awarded with two black eyes, usually from a Damacio Page/Marcos Galvao type of beating.
Man, you either gotta send your wife to anger management or learn how to load the diswasher properly, cause I can't have you teaching class lookin' like a cross eyed panda.
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Friends left you for losers?
Time to bring them to Panda Express
and coax them back into your life
with some good Asian food,
preferably some orange chicken.
Christine: "Hey Nick, did you see who Erika was walking down the hall with?"
Nick: "Who?"
Christine: "______."
Nick: "Panda Intervention?"
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Did you hear that Matt's dog died? He's a blue panda right now.
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Someone who sucks alot of dick.
Chris Conger sure is a Panda Penis Polisher
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Absolute insanity, extreme pandemonium
Darren and Austin had a complete drunken night filled with panda-fuckin-monium after the 26 of wisers.
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1.A fat-ass man usually around 400 lbs. that claims to know kung fu.
2. A fucking idiot
Did you see the fat ass in the kung fu stance with a Twinkie in his mouth. That must be Kung Fu Panda
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