Haw River Log Jam

Getting a Blumpkin while preforming an Upper Decker while the person performing the blumpkin is taking a shit also.

I went to take a piss at the gay bar, it was a Haw River Log Jam in there.

River Kwai Flip Cup

A variation of Traditional Flip Cup designed with the purpose of making the participants unable to continue drinking. It normally involves only two participants and 5-8 cups per side, each filled with a full beer.

The Party almost had a fight break out, but they made them settle things over River Kwai Flip Cup. After that, they were too drunk to stand.

Hudson River White Fish

A used condom floating down the Hudson River

Don't go swimming in the Hudson, too many Hudson River white fish in there

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South River Colony (SRC)

A wealthy golf course neighborhood in Edgewater, Maryland where any trasher will get the cops called on them in .2 seconds (poor people aren’t excepted here), every kids first car is a bimmer, all often hated by everyone at South River High School for being spoiled. Expect to see lambos on a normal occasion. The neighborhood kids link up like a cult at the courts every night where they get high as a kite or shit faced drunk. but are seen as angels by their parents. The neighborhood drug dealer is a 15 year old girl. “Hey mom i’m going golfing” actually means, i’mma go get shit faced on the course. Dads also get away from there wives to do cocaine on the course or roll a fat ass blunt. SRC is a paradise where everyone likes to get fucked up while keeping it classy at the same time.

“Wow that’s a nice car.” “Yeah, he’s a South River Colony (SRC) kid.”

River Valley High School

River Valley High School is a prestigious school which offers IP in Singapore.

It is also the first Chinese middle school set up by the Singapore government.

Most of the ppl here are very nice and kind, including students, staffs and teachers.

However, something horrible happened in this school in July. It really reminds us how important mental health is.

Hope that there won't be any similar incident happen.

"Is that River Valley Secondary School? "
"No lah is River Valley HIGH School.＂

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Mekong River delta mudshark

Generally an asian (Vietnamese, Cambodian or perhaps Filipina or Chinese or Korean even) female that dates a black guy.

I like Dave Chappelle a lot, and he certainly has a nice little Mekong River delta mudshark for a wife.

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72 virgins and a river of wine

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.

Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

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