Extra Smedium Tapout shirt

The size of shirt that a tool bag (see: tool) wears to try to look bigger and tougher than they actually are. Most time worn in conjunction with a D-bag haircut and an attitude. But don't be discurraged the shirt is easly penitrated by a swift and violent Falcon Punch, or a quick wit.

Normal guy #1: Dude, did you see that D-bag with the Extra smedium tapout shirt?

Normal guy #2: HAHAHA ya waht a tool. LOLZ!!

D-bag: WHAT DID YOU SAY FAG?

Normal guy #1: Look assclown just cause you wear an Extra Smedium Tapout shirt don't make you tough.

Normal guy #2: FALCON.......!!!!!!

Normal guy #1: Told you!!

Normal guy #2: PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D-bag: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! oh no my earrings!!!!

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Generic Festival T-Shirt

When you go to a music or other festival, you will usually see people wearing a few different types of t-shirts. There will be several t-shirts (usually event t-shirts) that are the same at almost every festival you go to, hence they are common or generic to the festival. These hark back to the uniform wearing days of the festival going punter.

Yo, check out the dudes with their Generic Festival T-Shirts, must've hit up the merch tent together. How cute.

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tucked in t-shirt

brilliant for when riding bikes

ooooh look at me with my tucked in t-shirt

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trippy shirt lady

A lady with extremly trippt acid based shirts

ellen

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Pink Floyd T-Shirt

What I am wearing right now, and NOTHING is going to change that. It's not a 'PINK FLOYD T SHIRT' It's the cover art for Dark Side of the Moon; their greatest album. Millions of these shirts have been sold, just like the album it's based on. If you think that makes me emo, think again.

PINK FLOYD STILL FIRST IN SPACE

My dad and HIS dad had this shirt. And anyone who thinks thats gay, is gay themselves. Stop calling it a Pink Floyd T-shirt, ass fuck.

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Long Sleeve Party Shirt

A long sleeve party shirt is a crop top or cleavage exposing shirt, that is worn in the wintertime and obviously has long sleeves. It is a shirt that is slutty, but looks warm too!

I need to find a long sleeve party shirt for the party tonight.

Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.

Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!

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