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The cure to the current economic crisis in the European nation of Greece. Most easily brought upon by the actor John Stamos.
I don't know why they don't send John Stamos back to Greece, his Uncle-Jesseness could clean that country up real quick.
When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.
OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!
Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob
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Purchasing an item that has no specified price
“I wanna buy this item but I have no idea how much it costs”
“It’s cool, just pull an Uncle Betty”
a person who loves cake. sometimes rude. watch out he breaks dwarven chairs. XD. sometimes funny though. HAHAHAHA!!! oh and speaking of laughing he laughs like drunk teletubbie.
oh crap! Uncle Syther coming! hide the chairs!
your brothers nickname that your daughter gave him
what's up uncle weiner
The uncomfortable feeling you get when a guy is hitting on you and you're not down. Their vibe reminds you of a creepy uncle invading your personal space
"Did you see Juan Pablo on The Bachelor, creeping on that chick at the glow run?"
"Ya, I got second hand uncle shivers"
A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.
That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up