Let me guess you want me to apologize

Talking about you.

Let me guess you want me to apologize.

Do you want to see my liquorice box?

When you go out with someone and ask if they want to see your liquorice box, you’re pulling a Nigela Lawson. It means do you want to come home with me and get freaky

“Do you want to see my liquorice box?”
“Well… if you’re offering! I do have a sweet tooth!”

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

I want to be your friend for the rest of my life

Do you want to take a shot at the title?

Do you want to take a shot at the title?
Is what you say if someone hits you. As you might have inadvertently angered them, you say "okay, I'll give you that one for free" insinuating that the next one will cost you.

My dad's new wife pissed off a bikey. He had words with her, and I might add 'not very nice one's'. So my Dad picked up a bar stool and wrapped it around the guy's head. (Do you want to take a shot at the title? Did not apply here in this instance) So he had to lay low for awhile till the bikey got over it.

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foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted

well lets get a gun and shot him cuz he A BUT!!!!

foxy from five nights at freddys help wanted suck he makes loud noises and he takes away your power shot him!!!

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want me to read your tea leaves?

What you say to a girl to get her into your bedroom.

"Want me to read your tea leaves?"
"Sure,"
"Follow me."

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why does she want to know my height

She might be wondering what you ‘D’ size is and wants to find out, but is too shy to asks.

Her-“Hey Cameron, how tall are you?”

Him-“Oh Im 5’9”
Her-“Nice”
Him in mind-(Why does she want to know my height?)

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