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Someone who believes that women, blacks, muslims, and the LGBTQ community are oppressed and have less rights than white men. A social justice warrior is unfamiliar with the concept of linear time, unable to understand that everyone has had the same rights as white men for generations. A social justice warrior wishes they could have participated in prostests in a time when certain groups actually had less rights than others, so they make up non-existent problems to fight for so that they can feel as if they are doing good for the world.
liberal arts student: did you see those xenophobic police officers shoot and kill that man just because he was muslim?
me: actually, they shot him because he killed 9 people with a machete.
liberal arts student: NO THEY SHOT HIM BECAUSE THEY ARE RACIST WHITE COPS #$% *unintelligible*
me: *sighs* stop being such a social justice warrior.
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When a Penis's head is bigger than the rest of the penis, Looking like a " helmet ."
My penis's head is bigger than my shaft, I think I might have a Purple-Helmet Warrior.
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alias for local Wellington, FL rapper/artist/love-maker A-Funk Hostile Unlimited 3000; one who performs the duty of love such as a warrior , when butt cheeks are placed before him.
'I am the butt cheek warrior!' - A-Funk Hostile Unlimited 3000
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The anonymous person from above's one inch dick. Yes, I said, but one inch.
Seriously, a purple headed warrior is an erect penis (purple from all the blood).
Colin Ferral had quitet he fighting purple headed warrior...man it was a long night.
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From the Flobots album "Survival Story", any person that battles for freedom peacefully by means of non-violent actions and open communication.
"We'd rather make our children martyrs than murderers...white flag warriors."
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the penis which is evidentaly the biggest thing a man has! just listen to the song Pet Names for a Penis by Tom Green and you'll understand.
woah dude like his purple helmet warrior is bigger than mine, oh well i guess i'll just have to stick with 11 inches...
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A sad person who gets a kick out goading an innocent person then calling this person a keyboard warrior! When in actual fact the person being goaded is just reacting to being called something derogatory and\or insulting!
Usually this is done through the text-based medium of the internet and usually under the cover of humour and usually split between threads or conversations to mask the accusation.
Person1: Hey you're an ass lol!
Person2: What? Did you just call me an ass? What the well you're a bigger ass! Was that supposed to be funny?
Person1: Omg you're such a keyboard warrior!
Person 1 is a keyboard warrior creator.
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