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Comfort Waves

Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially around the house, or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves!

Only mothers, wives, and girlfriends perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, window shopping, "just talking".

Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream.

A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.

Jim: Last Sunday I was watching the Big Game, and as soon as I opened my beer, my wife comes up with this long list of things to do!

John: Gotta watch out for those Comfort Waves!

by CyberNixon February 9, 2011


anal wave

An anal wave is a fart. Passing gas.

Oh! I ate a big plate of beans. I feel an anal wave coming on.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023


the country wave

a hand wave given commonly in rural areas between two people, often strangers to acknowledge friendliness. Usually a raised arm and a quick and short movement of the hand away from the body.

I saw Will last night and he gave me a/the country wave

by redd$lime May 20, 2022


So Last Wave

Something that was cool in the first wave of coronavirus but is now just shit

Dave: do you wanna try my banana bread?
Gary: no Dave It's lockdown, and anyway, that's so last wave

by Colourburnznoah January 15, 2021


Wave job

When you ride the dick like a wave and ur bitcvh tsunamis

Joe: Yo this girl gave me a wave job
Jasper: Damn nigga a wave job??? i would get one if i wasnt gay

by joelefty April 5, 2019


wave franko

The biggest opp of them all , the Biggest of big homies . Doesn’t need a g pass he’s past that ! @ him you’ll find him

Wave franko like to smoke , wave franko like to drink , wave franko like to mix his 7up make it pink

by Wave franko November 23, 2021


Waving Fist In Air

In online games (rec room, etc) waving a fist in the air means KOS (Kill On Sight) in PVP games.

Guy 1: *Waving Fist In Air*
Guy 2: Now i'm in kos

by Dalasyion May 24, 2023