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tit willow

A foolish person who acts like a complete imbecile. An idiot, drongo, doylem, bad egg & nasty pasty are words with the same meaning.

Don't be such a tit willow

by Mrs P, sorry I mean Mrs S November 1, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit in a wringer

Bothered, bent out of shape, upset, angry. Dates back to wringer clothes washers. Undoubtedly, getting one's tit caught in the wringer would have been quite upsetting.

Yes, dear, so I lost a hundred bucks playing poker. Don't get your tit in a wringer.

by Croz March 5, 2005

102๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


tit sling

What we now call a brassiere. In the south a brassiere is still referred to as a tit sling.
Wallace Reyburn wrote a book describing the lawsuit over rights to the bra, fought from 1934 to 1938 in New York, between a German-born designer, Otto Titzling (1884-1942), and a French-born designer, Philippe de Brassiere.

I need a new tit sling.

by Josh Egan March 19, 2003

42๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bong tits

1. (v)When a girl with large breasts holds a bong between them and lets someone partake in the bong.

2. (n)Tits large enough to hold a bong between them successfully.

1. "Dude, who wants to do some bong tits tonight? Jen, can you help us?"

2."Man, she has some serious bong tits!"

by TheWonderfulWizardOfOz October 22, 2009

42๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


eel tits

Tits thats sag and then suddenly point out at the nipple. They resemble the shape of a banana or an eel.

Damn This chick looked like she had huge tits but when I took off her push up bra they were eel tits!

by Nick and Enrique March 4, 2008

39๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


biker tits

Biker tits are a common abnormality of the North American caucasion female. The most prominent features of the biker tit are saggy, oblong, mismatched, hairy, or otherwise obscure breasts, with pepperoni nips being an essential commonality. Biker tits, while common in every U.S. state, are most frequently found in the central and southern parts of that nation. Bitches with biker tits can normally be seen with their large lether coated ass cheeks strangling the back of a motorcycle; the image looks like a walrus' attempt at flossing. Chicks on motorcycles with perpotionate titties will all eventually become outcast amongst their peers. Biker tits are an American staple which must be recognized.

"Dude so how were here titties?"

"Fuckin gross bro, Stephanie had some saggy ass biker tits... not only that but bitch looked like a bison. I'll never drink SOCO again."

by N Pizzle September 8, 2009

37๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


cheater tits

When a larger girl has big tits and thinks it makes her hot, when in reality, she only has big boobs because shes fat.

"Wow, that shirt really shows off Jenny's cheater tits. Unfortunatly it also shows off her fupa."

by General Ass March 1, 2008

36๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž