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The first time a divorced woman has sexual intercourse post marriage.
She wasted little time before pushing the cork out of the bottle.
A female who acts as if outward attractiveness is an excuse for inward ugliness.
"This bottle blonde b!tch argued with the professor for the whole hour and we didn't learn anything."
When you put mentos in a bottle of coke and shove it up your ass. The soda, having nowhere to go will fill your colon.
Brayden just gave me the most explosive Baton Rouge Bottle Rocket last night!
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i made a water bottle machine gun
john, its been three months
A night out at the club that occurs on the night that a person's future husband or wife is having their bachelor/bachelorette party.
What weekend is she having her bachelorette party? We need to start planning his bottle service night.
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Typo meant to be "Evil Water Bottle Fairy". It means someone who spills their water bottle leaving a puddle ruining everyone's workout experience.
Alright, who was the Water Bottle Evil Fairy who made this mess? I stepped in it with my tennis shoes!
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To ejaculate
It's easy to pop one's champagne bottle. Just do something that makes your dick happy.
He tried to pop his champagne bottle the moment midnight strikes, but he started to jack off too early and came at 11:58 pm.
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