This is when your balls are so hairy that they need immediate shaving
Friend: Hey I'm gonna trim a cow tonight
Friend 2: Oh yeah I trimmed my cow last week
Friend 2: Why are you trimming yours?
Friend: It's because I have a date in the morning
Friend: I really have to trim my cow tonight
Friend 2: OK Cool!
the king of shitposters
the dumbest man to ever live
loves nigga twerk
hates lilian
kafira cow bruh
the king of shipost and shitposters
his bestie is cash
loves nigga twerk
not verry famous but has 8000 shitposts
kafira cow bruh
A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.
Did you have a good time last night?
Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!
I was home last night with my wife having sex and I whip the cow hard
Wow thats some good cow pie, whats in it? Well its pastry with cow in it
An insult used to describe a person who pissed you off. Or to describe a slut who's gonna get pregnant at an early age.
"Ugh, she's just never gonna give up! She such a cow sack!"