A euphemism for messy anal sex with a man with a very slim penis
'hows it feel babe, are you enjoying our experimental session'
'aye babe this is class, only problem is me shaft looks like a grease pencil'
The grease that collects on a child's hands or face.
The doorknob was covered in Kid Grease.
Someone who is too greasy at hockey
“Yo look at the grease monkey and those dangles” said Tom
When you are cooking with grease in a pan or fryer and it pops flinging grease out.
Watch out for the grease monkeys! They will burn your hands!
"have you seen gorlock the destroyer?"
"yeah, what a grease monkey"
Used against IPad Kids. Due to the fact of their IPads being really greasy. These “Grease Monkeys” are normally very annoying and like wotsits and end up covered in cheese. IPad ending up greasy and covered in cheese and Finger Prints.
Person 1: Ew, that kids ipad is so cheesy and greasy.
Person 2: That is disgusting, he is such a grease monkey.