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.- The best friend who is responsible for the retreval and distribution of all adult pornographic material and paraphernalia in the event that the person is hospitalized and or dead. With the perks and rights to keeping all material that is found in such search, if and only if, the material is found and removed before the family of the deceased is able to aquire it.
"Shit my porn buddy died, i better get my ass over there and get his shit before his parents find it. At least i have new material for my stash, i was getting tired of School of Cock."
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Any media sought out to elicit overwhelming euphoria or distress for the viewer's enjoyment, often resulting in cryarhea, faith in humanity, or both.
"Felicia hadn't had a good cry for a while, so she sought out some emotion porn on YouTube."
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a condition where your erection has achieved an unprecedented level of hardness and duration. this causes your sex partner to question your participation in porn.
baby, you've got a case of porn cock tonight. give it to me again!
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HGTV, DIY and other networks which show beautiful houses and interior design. Known as "house porn" because many women indeed find big, beautifully decorated homes sexier than oiled up men.
Hey, I've gotta get home, the HGTV dream home special is going to be on tv, talk about some really good house porn!
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Porn subgenre where the female protagonist gets stuck in like a closet or something and the male antagonist (usually a stepbrother or stepson) fucks her from behind while she's stuck
Girl: *gets stuck under the sink while plumbing*
Guy: *sneaks up on her and fucks her in the pussy*
Girl: Stepbro, what are you doing?!
Guy: Stuck porn
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When a porn star's birth control technique of choice (condom, pill, pull-out, etc) fails, and the female porn star becomes pregnant. A porn baby is the result of a pornographic "accident."
When {insert female porn star} forgot to take the pill before she shot the creampie scene, and 9 months later she had herself a porn baby.
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A condition that results from the constant or excessive watching of pornographic material.It is characterised by an inability to get an erection under circumstances that do not involve the watching of pornographic material, due to the lack of psychologial connection between other human contact and sex. One treatment involves watchin porn until the erection is achieved then having sex, this re-establishes the connection between other people and sex. This condition is more frequent in virgins as the initial connection has not been made.
Guy 1 - Nikki's pissed off man! i jus cant get it up if i aint watchin porn!She sed she'l leave me if it keeps happenin!
Guy 2 - Dude..... youv got porn creep, iv never actually seen it before tho!
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