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When there is a solar eclipse with the moon, and you are drawn by a force stronger than yourself to smash one out
Damn, I was doing #nofap and then there was an eclipse and before I knew it i was balls deep on myself.. Damn moon jizz
Someone who is sad and thinks of the moon as a symbol to how they feel inside or just feeling rlly sad
Person #1: I’m such a moon cryer I was so badly rejected
Person#2: I feel bad
When you are so drunk while fighting that you feel as if you are spinning, often while breathing similar to an astronaught
Around midnight two guys were having a moon fight until one of them was taken to the hospital
Something that occurs during Moonlanding - reaching through your legs, grabbing their balls, screaming "Ground control"
Damn that was quite the Moon Invasion on my ball there Lizzy.
Spreading a trail of pre-cum over a bare ass when having sex doggie style.
Man last night I just turned 'em over and we were moon slugging for a good long time.
he is a almighty god who watches over people and punishs when being bad.
“i hate the moon so much the moonlight stops me from going to sleep”
mr moon,”SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
When you expose your bare ass, spread your cheeks and have a turtle head poking out.
Tim just have me a harvest moon. He better go shit before before he craps his pants.