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Troll Monster

Scuzzy looking broad. Typically involving frazzled hair, too tight shirt revealing an overabundance on abdominal cellulite, track pants to reveal her fat ass, or a short skirt that comes way to close to showing that dirty camel toe. Often accompanied by flakey cakey overapplied facial make up, so as to hide her volcanic crater like pock marks. Generally smells of a Japanese fish market.

Cracked out slut.

Dirty bitch that tries to look trendy & sexy, but should have just stayed in the local Walmart as a model for snow tires ala Michelin Man.

Timmy - Dang would you look at the skanky bitch over there with the doggy style tat and the 70 lb. ass, wearing what should only be worn in the bedroom by a sexy bitch!?!?

Bill - Shit! I'm gunna go poke my eyes out man! What a dirty Troll Monster!

by Mr. Grumpy no.... seriously November 26, 2010

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Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com

isn't defined yet.

Ok, there's at least one smart person on UB that's gonna click this...
Oh, ello! I'm lonely! Wanna waste about 2 minutes of your life listening to my memes?
*You forcibly reply with yes. You have been locked on this page.*
Good.

"You've found a Wild UrbanDictionary troll!"
"Like this definition to catch it!"

"You thought there would be a real definition, but it was me, AN URBANDICTIONARY TROLL!"

Ok I'm running out of meme fuel. Someone get me a refill?
Thanks for the meme fuel. Now, where was I? Oh, right.

"URBANDICTIONAWRYYYYY"

"I dare you to define a definition of a definition by a definition."

"You've activated my trap card!"
"Reverse!"

Ok I'm out of memes. I'm kinda done now.
ANYWAYS IF YOU LIKED IT LIKE THIS LIKE, LIKE THIS DEFINITION TO BREATHE AIR!
Yes, I needed to add likebait. NOW LIKE IT.
kbye

Oh also I need to add this last part to bypass their "should include the word being defined":
Trolls on UrbanDictionary.com

Mk, thanks for wasting your time!

by The Best Definer of UB October 16, 2018

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king troll

Someone who hates the anime naruto and constantly complains about its fans every day.

Did you hear about king troll complaining about naruto fans for the 50th time in one day?

by Tokyo69 February 14, 2021

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Cubbles the troll

Is an unpleasant thing. It means feces or poop it actually means the s word and is not usally a nice thing to say.

yuck look at all this cubbles the troll on the ground in the pig pen!

by Bing Ordanate September 16, 2009

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trolling for scratch

The formal act of going to a bar (or another location where people may meet/interact) with the pure intention of fornicating with someone of questionable physical attributes and/or lower standards.

After being turned down by beautiful women the past 3 weekends, Tommy decided it was time to go trolling for scratch.

by Joshua_$_M November 15, 2007

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Gull Troll

Someone on the internet who swoops into a conversation that is going well with no arguing, makes a big time controversial statement, or insults someone else, then disappears for the aftermath. A gull troll swoops down, shits all over everything, then flies away again.

Gull Troll: "I bet your mom has twat crumbs!"

*Epic angry replies ensue, but the gull troll has flown away*

by Echoshade555 May 8, 2011

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Rick Troll

The combination of the internet meme, Rick Rolled and being trolled at the same time, usually pertaining to the internetz.

Hey what happened to Bobo?
I Rick Trolled him.
What did you do?
I team killed him in Call of Duty with an RPG, while playing the Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up".

by i tr0LL ur forumz November 21, 2010

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