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Hick-up Truck

a pickup truck adorned with one or more of the following features:

1. Confederate flag sticker
2. Oversized wheels
3. On a lift
4. Mudflaps that actually get used
5. Mud
6. A knife stuck in the front seat
7. A gun behind the seat
8. NASCAR or other racing brand stickers on the back window
etc.

This type of truck is usually seen in a hicktown and are driven by guys between the age of 16 and 30.

"Hey look, he made his pickup into a hick-up."

"Look at that confederate flag on his truck that has huge wheels and is on a lift! It's definitely a hick-up truck."

by freckers July 21, 2009

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


big ol' truck

A truck typically driven by males throughout the southern and mid-western regions of the United States, the big ol' truck is considered a symbol of manliness in these regions. Many big ol' trucks are decorated with NASCAR or Git-r-done stickers. Owners of big ol' trucks routinely drive their trucks around in muddy fields in a leisure activity known as muddin'. The amount of mud one is able to plaster over the surface of one's truck is a prime determiner of the social hierarchy in some areas, and getting one's big ol' truck hung up so badly that someone else has to come pull it out with a chain is a very typical male bonding experience. Such experiences are glorified in some country music pieces, though they are painted in a more heterosexual light. Men who own or whose family's have been known to own specific makes and models of trucks often have very rigid opinions about their specific truck and are often very critical of other makes and models. Numerous debates on such subjects are very typical elements of conversation.

Jim Bob:"Hey there Leroy, you wanna come check out mah big ol' truck?"
Leroy: "Awright, man, what you got goin' on now?"
Jim Bob:"I finally got me a Dodge Ram twenty five hunnert SLT Diesel Big Horn Edition. Its real big."
Leroy: "Shiiiittt, man, I bet you really tearin' up them fields now, boy."
Jim Bob: "Yea, buddy, but the uther day I was foolin' around up there in that field offa Mason Road and I got hung up real bad in a ditch as deep as the height of yer' garage door here. Ol' George had come pull me right outta that thing with a heavy duty chain."
Leroy: "Yea, he's got one a them Ford ef' two fifty Triton Diesel V8 superduty kingcab jobbies don't he. That sonofabitch could pull anything outta anything."
Jim Bob: "Yea, probly, but I tell ya what, them Fords is still junk."
Leroy: "I hear ya there boy."

by Leroy' Jenkins' May 11, 2007

24πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Fire truck game

A game where person one will put Theo hand inside person twos inner thighs, running their hand up person twos thigh until they say β€œRed light” to which person one responds β€œfire trucks don’t stop at red lights” this game usually ends in SA so do not play this game unless you’ve given consent

Person one: Hey! I just played the fire truck game with (instert name here)
Person two: Did you give consent?
Person one: yea, I’m not an idiot

by AnimeWeeb_2009 July 26, 2022

32πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


dumps like a truck

junk in the trunk or a large rear end; badunkadunk

she got dumps like a truck, truck, truck, guys like what, what, what
-Sisqo

by Tiff April 10, 2004

307πŸ‘ 135πŸ‘Ž


Fuck You Truck

(n) a large truck, generally a Dodge Ram or Ford F250. The bed of said truck is never used to haul anything. Most commonly driven by douche bags and assholes who feel empowered by their large trucks to disregard all automotive courtesies.

I couldn't find a parking spot because some Fuck You Truck was taking up two spaces.

I'll meet you later. I have to wax the bed of my Fuck You Truck.

by Frankiecaps September 30, 2009

41πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


crash the yoghurt truck

To ejaculate onto something, your hand, your favourite 'rhythm' magazine, or an unsuspecting young fillies face.

Cleanup on ilse five!

by Chest August 3, 2003

43πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Mexican Tow Truck

2 non-English speaking hispanic guys yelling at one another while running alongside a dead car with it's hazard lights on in nuetral that is being physically pushed down the road by a pickup truck that is directly behind it ramming the bumper like a Tiajuana hooker.

Javier forgot to fill up before we left, so we had to Mexican Tow Truck it all the way back home.

by Fucking Clown Shoes July 23, 2011