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Anything you do on a Tuesday is easy and mundane
Man, I used to be able to drink four beers like it was Tuesday, but now I'm old and after four beers I'm fighting the parking meter.
Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties
Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?
The best day of the week cuz the Dolan Twins upload and make everyone happy.
“Bro, did you see the Dolan Twins new video?”
“Wait...today’s Tuesday?”
Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend
Guy: Dude I met this girl and she is such a Tuesday
2 Guy: Smash her then
To have relations in ones car on a Tuesday
Can't hang out tonight lads its Dogging Tuesday, the missus is warming up the car.
(Noun): The act of getting schlagered on a tuesday. Every tuesday, falling face first hands second and completely getting schlaged out of this world. A very fucked up tuesday.
Person one: "what you doing tuesday"
Person two: "Not sure, i think im gonna go for a schlaggy tuesday"
"I never want schlaggy tuesday to happen to me"
"I cant believe i just had a schlaggy tuesday"