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Your uncle that always shows up suspiciously late, can always relate to your degenerate story’s.
Extra points if he has a sketchy drug dealing past and used to get beat by a Janet
Uncle G drank us under the table and told us how this was breakfest when he was 15
*hands uncle G a blunt* “what type of week shit is this”
A white person, mainly a white politician who is afraid to stand against a different race, even if they know its wrong.
WELL Leroy you are right that white person getting robbed, didnt have the right to shoot that colored man. Pass the chitlin and collard greens my man. Here ya go uncle tummy.
An Italian sugar daddy. Typically a man that offers the same benefits of a sugar daddy but requires less of a woman’s time....and can also cook a mean lasagna.
I’m sick of sugar daddies. They need too much of my time. Just give me a pasta uncle.
When you’re giving a blow job and you raise up with a pube stuck in your teeth.
Hey Bethany, that was a great blow job, but you’ve a Harry uncle.
This is for all you artist out there. Paint yourself a beautiful field landscape with sunflowers and orchids. Once your landscape is painted now it’s time for the Uncle Kempy. You have to have a micro penis for this. You dip your micro penis in a beautiful brownish paint shade, don’t get too much, and stamp your micro peen on the landscape where the worms would be. If you want to see birds in the distance you may use your micro stamp for the little bird wings.
On Mother’s Day I painted Thelmer a beautiful landscape finished with the uncle kempy stamp.
Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.